Count Corkula

The little vampire’s fangs clamp onto my half-finished wine bottles like he’s genuinely thirsty, and it’s honestly the best laugh I’ve had in the kitchen. He sits on the counter between pours, and the cork pops out clean every time.

He’s cuter in person than the photos—the little fangs and cape are perfectly detailed. I stick him in the bottle neck after opening a red, and it seals it tight enough that I can enjoy the next glass without panic. My counter has never looked this fun.

I bought this for my wine-obsessed sister and we both cracked up when the stopper’s little fangs actually grip the bottle rim tight. He sits on the counter like a tiny gothic guardian, and honestly, it’s the most fun I’ve had saving a half-empty merlot.